by coltrane911 April 30, 2008
Get the coltrane mug.Berthoud is a cute little town in Northern Colorado with a population of about 5,000. It's a rural based community and Caucasian but the township is not racist. The people are young and active but they can be boring and cliquish. Workers commute and most families have a dog or a horse.
The populous is a mix of the highly educated who have chosen to raise families there and those who were born there. There are two elementary schools. Berthoud Elementary has an extremely high ranking in the state but teaches to the test. Ivy doesn’t rank as high but the parents, teachers and kids seem to be happier there.
I haven’t heard much about Turner Middle School but everyone just wants their kids to survive the onset of puberty. Berthoud High is supposed to be geared toward the sciences. Wrestling, football and baseball are popular but rankings fluctuate a lot. The community gathers in groups for sports or at church. There is one outdoor public swimming pool in town but no golf courses or bowling. There are several lakes within a short drive, including Carter Lake.
The brewpub in town but doesn’t serve food so I’m not sure how long it will last. Notable restaurants come and go but there is always a decent place to get food. I hope the A&W with old fashion drive-in slots stays forever.
If you want a nice place to live your own life and raise a family in a small community, Berthoud is a lovely town. If your single and want to mingle, you might want to try Boulder or Denver instead.
The populous is a mix of the highly educated who have chosen to raise families there and those who were born there. There are two elementary schools. Berthoud Elementary has an extremely high ranking in the state but teaches to the test. Ivy doesn’t rank as high but the parents, teachers and kids seem to be happier there.
I haven’t heard much about Turner Middle School but everyone just wants their kids to survive the onset of puberty. Berthoud High is supposed to be geared toward the sciences. Wrestling, football and baseball are popular but rankings fluctuate a lot. The community gathers in groups for sports or at church. There is one outdoor public swimming pool in town but no golf courses or bowling. There are several lakes within a short drive, including Carter Lake.
The brewpub in town but doesn’t serve food so I’m not sure how long it will last. Notable restaurants come and go but there is always a decent place to get food. I hope the A&W with old fashion drive-in slots stays forever.
If you want a nice place to live your own life and raise a family in a small community, Berthoud is a lovely town. If your single and want to mingle, you might want to try Boulder or Denver instead.
Berthoud, Colorado is a cute sunny little town that gives me room to breath and to live care free. It's close to the mountains and the forest without having to deal with a ton of snow. It's a typical mid-America rural community and just a little shy of being a yuppy town. Sandwhiched between the hicks and hippies in Loveland and the town of Longmont, Berthoud is the best little town North of Boulder.
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Get somebody to rim you,and while their riming you let a big fart out. Its better to eat alot of rims a couple hours before you do it.
by BigWalterWoodard February 19, 2011
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Defined as when two guys blast their way through
hordes of baddies using guns and a near infinite
amount of ammo....all with kick ass style.
From the video game Contra in which two two guy
blast their way through hordes of badies using
guns and a near infinite amount of ammo...all
with kick ass style.
Defined as when two guys blast their way through
hordes of baddies using guns and a near infinite
amount of ammo....all with kick ass style.
From the video game Contra in which two two guy
blast their way through hordes of badies using
guns and a near infinite amount of ammo...all
with kick ass style.
"Hey Bill"
"Yeah Phill"
"There's lot of baddies"
"Lock and load."
"You said it."
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
All 3,994 baddies are dead!
Bill and Phill high five and say together "CONTRA'D!!!"
Jill "You guys are dumb asses"
"Yeah Phill"
"There's lot of baddies"
"Lock and load."
"You said it."
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
All 3,994 baddies are dead!
Bill and Phill high five and say together "CONTRA'D!!!"
Jill "You guys are dumb asses"
by mrsticky005 July 25, 2011
Get the Contra'd mug.The name of a restaurant. Also, a campfire that you build in Colorado.
(But that's not the definition you were *really* thinking of, is it? 🤣)
(But that's not the definition you were *really* thinking of, is it? 🤣)
Last night we all went out to eat at the Colorado Campfire. The food there is great!
It gets cold in Colorado, so when camping you better build a campfire.
It gets cold in Colorado, so when camping you better build a campfire.
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jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!
she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the get a contract mug.The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.
Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!
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