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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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Clock Cleaner

A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.
Joe is a straight clock cleaner the way he just demolished Grady T in the lunch room.
by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025
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Spear Cleaner

A women who is a pro at giving blow jobs.
Im headed to the club to pay a professional spear cleaner. Im giving my girl the night off, she deserves it.
by Bred4Battle October 16, 2025
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The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.
"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project
by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010
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Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.
guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner
by Matt1997 June 19, 2011
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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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