Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020

Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011

Chark sniffer

Man who likes to sniff another mans bum hole

Ay geera look at that chark sniffer

by Wicked meme February 21, 2017

Clackmannan

A shite hole full of drug addicts and alcoholics it’s a great place to get mugged then murdered in a church and an amazing place to kill yourself and don’t worry if your looking for a fix there’s plenty o dealers and 2 bars right next to the Co-op

“Dae ya ken where a can get sum o the gid shit?”. “Aye cunt there’s a great place called Clackmannan they’ll hae what yer lookin fur”

by JJ Ferguson November 21, 2018

Carkour

The act of throwing oneself in front of moving car to try to launch themselves as far as possible

Dan yelled “ Carkour!” As he launched himself towards the bonnet of a speeding Banshee

by J3-r2 October 1, 2019

Carkilling

A dubious concept invented back in the days of Multi Theft Auto pertaining to using vehicles to run other players over in the game. Despite it being a fundamental part of the GTA experience, it is usually banned by various servers there, because of whiny babies who can't handle playing the game as intended.

It is not surprising that this does not exist in GTAV, because if you were stupid enough to float such a concept you would be trolled and or laughed out of any servers for being an epic moron.

Jeremy decided to engage in some carkilling while playing Multi Theft Auto and was subjected to a tirade of screaming, crying and swearing from his victim.

Johnny got mad about his carkilling in GTA Online and start complaining. Instantly making him the target of every troll on the server.

by Spuench Boeb May 28, 2021

clickity clack

The act of bangin yo nines togetha when somebodies up on yo turf.

Look at Leroy acting all tough with that clickity clacking.

by Long Dongzilla February 28, 2011