Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

Nigger Cheese

A racist synonym for the cheese available to families on welfare.

Tamika's family subsisted soley on nigger cheese for years.

by the undying zombie December 15, 2007

Sneaky Cheese

A cheese burger purchased from a fast food outlet whilst a parent or guardian isn't aware. Generally on the way home from the bar.

'Oh man i'm starving, i'm going to grab myself a sneaky cheese'

by RoninR September 8, 2007

butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

by John Doyle February 25, 2005

cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

by moominX July 1, 2010

Sourdough Cheese Sandwich

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009