The Cutest Fucking Cat tm in the whole planet...made up of noodles...and is pawsome...made by a person with a paper bag on their face...and a Chef Made out of diamonds..
by RossThedisciple July 30, 2020
Get the Noodle Catmug. The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.
Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."
Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."
by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020
Get the Cat Taxmug. by MrCatMan741 March 30, 2021
Get the Battle Catsmug. The subject of an experiment conducted by mad crazy quatum physics man named Schrödinger. Here is the kicker of the experiment: Most believe that Schrödinger was attempting to prove that the cat was both dead and alive at a single point in time. This is not quite true. The fellow was merely attempting to prove that the rules regarding microscopic objects (such as particles that can be in "dual states" so to speak) are in no way governed by the established laws for macroscopic objects (a cat). You see, it is well established that a cat is either A. Dead or B. Alive. Schrödinger put his cat in a solid lead box with a vial of gaseous hydrocyanic acid (HCN(g)) and a radioactive isotope with an established half life of about one hour. Because a single particle was used, the chance of it decaying was 50/50. The vial would be broken when the particle decayed, and the cat, being rather allergic to hydrocyanic acid, would die. The problem arises here. After an hour, the single radioactive particle, speaking on quatum terms, was in a dual state of decay and, eh, not decay. The laws of quatum physics say that all items in a closed system can be related with well known and well tested equations. Using these equations, the cat is in a dual state of being dead and alive. Not possible. Therefore, there can be no assumptions made regarding the relations of macroscopic objects and microscopic objects.
However, I believe the cat was just a clear cut zombie cat.
However, I believe the cat was just a clear cut zombie cat.
Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense.
by Nope4810 April 19, 2005
Get the Schrödinger's Catmug. Coding a program or trying to fix a bug by using all combinations from a finite amount of options instead of thinking through the solution.
Person A: I have a bug in my code. I don't get it I have VarA, VarB
Person B: One of them should be negative.
Person A: Okay, I'll debug it.
Person B: just cat code it, run it with negative VarA and again with negative VarB till you get the right answer. Cat coding is faster.
Person B: One of them should be negative.
Person A: Okay, I'll debug it.
Person B: just cat code it, run it with negative VarA and again with negative VarB till you get the right answer. Cat coding is faster.
by CatCoder November 20, 2013
Get the cat codingmug. The male version of the Cat Lady or Crazy cat lady.. Cat Lords tend to either be mildly or borderline obsessed with cats, or own more than is considered a normal or healthy number of cats to have. anything along those lines, really.
by bitchassskeleton September 19, 2016
Get the Cat Lordmug. A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time
by pipeman88 May 29, 2021
Get the smoking catmug.