Capitalism

A economic system based on private ownership, which people do criticize for making rich get richer and the poor get poorer, however they might fail to realize that capitalsim is not evil but abused by greedy fucked-up people who want more money only to lose it when they get the IRS or the Law on their assess. In short, capitalism may have it's faults but it can also be abused by greedy-fucked up people.

Evil Capitalist: Ahh I love all this money I made from capitalism but I wish I could be excluded from all these taxes

Poor guy: We should not capitalsim this because I'm a poor guy who get poorer even though the evil guy abuses it and uses us just to get more money even though the IRS will be on his ass soon, and also because I don't really want to work.

by We all are idotz September 19, 2009

National Capitalist

The capitalist counterpart to National Socialists (Nazis), with many ideological similarities due to both being nationalists, especially bigotry and military imperialism. National Capitalists usually deny any similarity with Nazis despite openly admitting to nationalism, but some embrace the similarities even going so far as overtly using Nazi symbols and gestures.

A National Capitalist got 2,868,686 fewer votes than his top opponent in the 2016 United States presidential election.

by Starcrashr August 9, 2020

Caping

Wearing a cape in a public place, preferably a high traffic environment for maximum exposure. Capes can be made out of anything from bed sheets to flags, but must be long enough to flow gloriously from its owner in case they need to fly away on a whim. When posing for photos while caping, one should assume the 'super stance' (one fist to the sky and the opposite leg elevated from the ground) and most importantly, their cape must ALWAYS appear to be flying (either by natural means or from an assistant). Cape Nation is the official Facebook group for members.

Dude, we are totally going caping tomorrow night in Santa Monica.

by Erelict August 3, 2011

Capital One

Another name for the exclamation point. "!" is the majuscule or upper case form of the character "1."

Every time I write numbers in my lab reports I use capital one instead of just one. I tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with "!403."

by Shank89 November 20, 2010

human capital

People change. The profit and gain made from the propelling of human capital to benefit yourself.

"She said that my boyfriend should still talk to her, despite the fact that she broke up with him when they dated"
"Oh, the agony, fucking human capital"

"Somalia is suffering"
"Eh, to them, it's human capital"

by Wiggy Wallenstein December 13, 2008

Capcom

-See also crapcom

"Yo, crapcom made another showing at this years E3. You can tell the devs are searching desperately for a new franchise."

by some guy June 7, 2003

Capitalism

An economic and political system in which a nation's companies are controlled by the super rich rather than the people. Capitalism can be beneficial for producers to innovate in creating new products. Also, consumers can pursue higher-paying jobs to earn more cash to buy more expensive products that they desire the most. Nonetheless, some capitalist countries, such as the USA, Russia, China, Venezuela, and Japan, are being detrimental in the way that they are inflating prices or taxes of products that leads to the downsides of capitalism. Examples are the lack of a Universal Healthcare, below-average minimum wage, micro-transactions in video games, the Student Debt Crisis, increased world hunger, and imperialism in foreign countries to steal resources and to boost economic jobs. Furthermore, if you are born poor at the bottom of the hierarchy, then you are most likely to stay there, unless you get lucky by winning a slot machine at a casino or winning a lottery to get out of the poverty line. To an extreme, capitalism is enslaving workers to their graves in factories without them having enough spare time to be with their family members, but it will ultimately crumble.

As the income gap continues to widen, the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer. In other words, more poor people will suffer and die under capitalism. Capitalism needs to be heavily replaced by democratic socialism to allow poor workers to share and to control the means of production equally, as well as stealing millions or billions of dollars from the super wealthy businessmen to distribute equally among themselves. Therefore, the 1% super wealthy businessmen will no longer be abusive to poor workers' rights and will no longer continue to sit on their lazy asses doing absolutely nothing to contribute to society.

by TheUnknown21 February 19, 2020