Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019

Clawin’

The act of drinking so many white claws you are getting wasted.

Bro is clawin’ so hard i think he is going to punch a donkey and fuck a beagle.

by Ho down with da Bros August 26, 2019

Calinizing

The fraudulent practice of injecting events into web-based calendars purporting to be from reputable sources in order to induce victims to infect their computers with malware.

Calinizing is a much better term than calishing.

by calishing August 27, 2019

Calvin pippin

A lightskin fine nigga that got hoes and im one of his hoes that he pimp

Oh look at calvin pippin he so fine look at his waves.

by DdgvIlovecalvinfftg June 10, 2019

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019