cummy cakes

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022

dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

creepy cakes

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love

just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love

by kara-- November 23, 2022

Hot Cakes

Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!

Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*

by GingerSnap-Enterprises January 12, 2023

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023