Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 03, 2019

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Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 08, 2021

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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”

Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket

by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019

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cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger March 13, 2016

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