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cooze hound

Originating from 'cooze' aka: slang for pussy or vagina, the 'cooze hound' is one whom is always searching to fill their desire for fresh pink wet cooze. A cooze hound can never get enough pussy.
by CoozeHound.com January 15, 2005
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Coomer

A coomer, (Pronounced COOM-er), is an elusive creature that spends its whole life desperately trying to reach the next best nut. It is classed as a critically endangered species. The coomer was once thought to be nothing but fiction due to the rarity of these beasts.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade COOM jars on occasion.
My best friend went missing in 1987 during a hike in a remote area of alaska. The case has never been solved, but researchers say it is likely that he was taken by a wild coomer.
by Emomemeo June 17, 2020
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Cool Face

Popular internet meme, very distinct face of a man smiling so much it exceeds all limits in reality of cool and face.

So cool in fact the face is grinning while smiling and while half winking and while almost appearing to say "something"

Usually the face is shown saying what amounts to "something wrong?" giving the amazing coolness in the face, and complete lack of any display of guilt any person to question someone with such a face is overcome with a sense of this person is too 'cool' which causes the person looking at the cool face to feel inadequate, and in all cases results in that person telling them to "get the fuck out of here"

While the origin of the cool face is unknown, it is believed to have first surfaced on 4chan, it is most likely a self portrait of the creator, originally made for an avatar
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Something Wrong Officer?

Cool Face
Get the fuck outta here!
by Typo92 March 10, 2009
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are we cool

Do you have good feelings toward me? (In other words, do you NOT have any anger or hurt feelings toward me?)
by CamdenBlue July 1, 2014
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smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.
smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
by Phil E Street February 1, 2017
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totally cool

Adjective synonomous with awesome. See awesome
"That's totally cool! And by totally cool, I mean awesome."
by CrazyJohn January 12, 2006
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nigger coozie

paper bag that is used to cover all malt liquor and 40 OZs bought at the liquor store
Tyrone bought some mad dog 20/20 and it came with a complimentary nigger coozie.
by kentarooney April 28, 2008
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