boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014

bunter clap

When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.

Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

The clap

when someone gets covid 19

You hear about Jim? He got the clap! Wouldn't have gotten the clap if he had been baing

by Bruhbeans10TC September 17, 2020

Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.

Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm

by Big slick 29 December 25, 2021

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011

2 Hole Clap

A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.

Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.

by Dingus Dongus July 2, 2018