Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.

Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.

by Bonerheros August 23, 2010

cigarette

The reason why your friends and family lost some respect for you. Also the reason why your teeth and spit are yellow and black and your dick is going limp after a few minutes of sex.

guy - *lights a cigarette in the elevator*
old woman - *cough* ahem
guy - lady i apparently don't care about my own health, what makes you think i'll give a shit about yours?

by pnguyen January 6, 2008

cigarfer

describes the furry tongue you experience the morning after smoking one or more cigars

-can also be used as an insult

my tongue is cigarfer...
I have one of those cigarfers this morning..
ha, ha, ha you stink, you cirgarfer!

by Laur_Ski March 12, 2008

cigronize

the act of smoking a cigarette, in close proximity of time to your last cigarette, only for the sake of "synchronizing" your cig breaks with friends or acquaintences

"Hey, wanna go smoke a cig?"
"Ehh... I just had one, but I guess I can smoke another and cigronize with you."

by mynamesnotbrandy February 8, 2010

cigro

another name for a cigarette.

that fucking penguin bitch smoked my last cigro.

by beergutqueen March 28, 2010

cigaroute

a route used by car or foot to smoke a cigarette in just the amount of time taken to smoke said cigarette

I could really go for a cigarette, but there's no need to leave.

C'mon we'll go take the cigaroute real quick.

by meeeehmmmeeeehh February 19, 2011

Cigish

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette + ten to fifteen minutes to chill afterwards before leaving the chill sesh for home, or another activity. Before splitting up from a group of friends, you should take time for a cigish.

Yeah, Let's hit the road in a cigish.
Should we go to Cobb in a cigish?
I'm gonna have a cigish, then I'll call you.

by GUCCI420BURR May 10, 2011