Christian

It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.

Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart

Christian by Rlaire March 8, 2022

Christian

A delusional magical thinker and victim of the paternalistic death cult known as Christianity, which is a belief system historically used to justify social division, economic domination, torture, and murder, and continues to have a major negative impact globally; numerous prominent Christians are politically aligned to the extreme right, to the point of fascism. Christians use magical thinking to justify and normalize numerous anti-social behaviors, some of which are racism, sexism, and homopobia, and to excuse personal participation in what they call 'sin'. Christians often deny reality and are anti-science, believing such things like the world was created 3000 years ago, or that the world is flat. Christians are judgemental and antagonistic, often referring to themselves as 'warriors' or 'armed with the word of God', and seek to overcome opposition by force. On the internet, they invade and swarm social media sites, harass online content creators, and attempt to dominate by being overly vocal.

Fundamental Christians found my blog. I have to change my email.

My childhood was abusive; my parents were fundamentalist Christians.

Christians used to burn people alive. They still burn books.

Christian by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Christian

A guy I can’t stop thinking about. A guy I want to know more, even though I ruined that chance. Someone who brings me joy and happiness everyday I see him. Every time I am around him. If only he felt the same way about me. If he did, then I would tell him what are you waiting for? I am right here. Waiting for you to make your move.

But he doesn’t feel that way about me. That makes me upset, but I have to accept it. I am trying everyday to move on, but it is hard because even though I want to get over him, deep down, I secretly don’t want to.

If you ever meet a Christian like the one I know, make sure that he likes you, before you get serious feelings for him. Because these feelings, are hard to get rid of.

Hey, did you see Christian today?

Christian by Urbandictionaryguy124 March 25, 2022

Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia

Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋

Christian by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022

Christian

1)Follower of Christ
2)Elected
3)disciples of the Way

yo brother Latin is Christian

Christian by orthodox easton April 10, 2022

Christian

He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)

Hey, there's Christian :)!

Christian by H3artDani April 12, 2022

Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

Christian by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022