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Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."
by krstn July 16, 2008
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christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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Christmas tire

The roll of fat you accumulate during Christmas vacations
Time to start working off the Christmas tire I grew around my waist.
by Mik_ka January 5, 2011
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Christmas cheer

alcoholic beverages served around and during Christmas time
I don't condone offering Christmas cheer to uninvited guests.
by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011
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Christmas Adam

December 23 is known as Christmas Adam. Christmas Adam came before Christmas Eve. We know that this is accurate because according to the Christian Bible, Adam came before eve!
by sagent139 December 29, 2011
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christmas fatigues

1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.

2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.
Careful not to wear your Christmas Pajamas with your Christmas sweater or you will be accused of wearing Christmas fatigues.

Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.
by DRFNM November 5, 2013
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Christmas Adam

A REALLY lame pun referring to the twenty third of December: the day before Christmas Eve.

Derived from the Biblical Adam and Eve in the Bible's book of Genesis.
My grandmother told me a story of a young girl who asked where Adam was in Christmas. The girl's parents were like what the heck?

She explained "Well, there's a Christmas Eve, so this is obviously Christmas Adam!"

* rimshot *
by TurtleShroom December 31, 2011
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