Nikki Catsouras

DO NOT LOOK HER UP ON GOOGLE.
DO NOT TYPE IN "Nikki Catsouras Death Photos" EITHER.
IT SHOWS THE BODY OF AN 18 YEAR OLD WHO GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT SO BAD IT TORE HER FACE OFF AND WHATS LEFT OF HER BEAD IS RED STUFF WITH DARK BLACK HAIR. (happened on halloween 2006)
DON'T LOOK IT UP UNLESS YOU WANT NIGHTMARES.

Guy: Hey dude, don't look up Nikki Catsouras
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: ...Just don't.

Guy 2: *looks it up* Hey this isn't that bad. She's gorgeous- *Guy 2 sees her death photos*
Guy 2: OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Guy: I told you.
Moral of the Story: Don't look up shit like this.

by Defendrics December 10, 2019

The Cat's Ass

Being genrally awesome, something that is really, really sweet.

there are also varitions such as The Cat's Meow

person A: "Hey man look at this sweet new game"

person B: "WOW! that's the cat's ass!"

by FathaFunka July 4, 2010

catsome

Adjective.

To describe a noun or pronoun that is as awesome as cats, which are clearly very awesome indeed.

Typically used to express one's appreciation after having witnessed an impressive display of skill, or to impress upon others the level of one's own skill.

Especially applicable to anything which involves a high degree of dexterity, mental focus and cat-like reflexes.

"Yo, did you see that Danny MacAskill bicycle trick video? Dude is mad catsome!"

"Shit yeah, I just got a 25 kill streak in Call of Duty! I'm wicked catsome!"

by Illformed April 23, 2010

The Cat’s Crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

Those cookies are the cat’s crack!

by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

Catshit Crazy

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.

crazy: throw a brick through your window

catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.

by GPW September 13, 2011