i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

Carrot

Carrot is a player in Among Us who is always suspicious and usually the imposter.

"Carrot looks sus." "To be fair, Carrot is always sus."

by carrot=sus March 31, 2021

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

Carrot

Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.

Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much

Carrots are great

Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.

I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.

by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016