sluty pan cake 

A pan cake that looks dirty and or messy or has trashy make up. also known as the relative of the Blue Waffle

customer: sir

Waiter: what seems to be the problem?

customer: can you re-cook my pan cake. it looks like a sluty pan cake

sluty pan cake by zodiac killerzt January 18, 2011

Cherry Cheese Cake

Cum on her face and punch her in the nose.

Cherry Cheese Cake by Lula Hoop And Chim October 15, 2003

fairy cake

A fairy cake is a light little bun with icing and creme butter in it. They're widely popular in the UK, and tend not to pile on the icing in the same way that American bakers do with cupcakes. They also are traditionally made with a lighter sponge cake as opposed to the thicker butter cakes used in cupcakes. Alternatively, a fairy cake is a type of cupcake with its top cut off and replaced in two pieces, like wings. These are also called butterfly cupcakes.

Of course, the petite fairy cakes are named as such because of their size -- small enough to be served to the tiny mythical creatures. The word "fairy" (or "fairie") appeared around 1300, referring to "enchantment" and "magic."

Super fluffy fairy cakes will melt in your mouth.
Three easy techniques for icing fairy cakes—spreading, piping, and dipping.

Check the fairy cakes at the minimum baking time.

fairy cake by cvf October 22, 2013

the cake 

is a lie

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

the cake by jmlport98 April 18, 2011

Cake by the ocean 

Big beautiful booty on display at the beach.

Coco: hey girl,just got a new thong let's go shake our cake by the ocean.

Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉

Cake by the ocean by Newfiediver February 1, 2016

Angel Cake 

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.

"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."

Angel Cake by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

cake vulture 

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

cake vulture by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009