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brando

To express disdain or disgust via inscrutably bizarre behavior.
Billy was so upset that there were no girls at the party he pulled a Brando - spoke in gibberish, yelled at the punch bowl and only ate the finger foods while dancing.
by Jack36 July 19, 2006
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Brandon Moore

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
by bitchbuymeahotdog! October 18, 2008
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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016
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Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.
wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008
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brandonjones

'Woah look how he runs'
'You mean..wobbles!!!!that's brandonjones'
by steve mcgee May 7, 2013
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Let’s go Brandon

A polite / church approved way of saying, "I want to Fuck Joe Biden".

Original source of word: Brandon Brown wins the Nascar race & the TV Interviewer says that the crowd is chanting "Let's Go Brandon

A big disaster occurs in the United States as a result of America’s most poorly educated have access to the internet and fool themselves into a cult instead of educating themselves and retaining any shred of integrity, decency, and common courtesy. Some scientists suspect that it is mercury, lead poisoning, and inbreeding that had led to the fall of the GOP as many of its constituents fan girl for a pant-shitting fascist

Crowd (chants): Let's Go Brandon!
Person 1: Let’s go Brandon!
What everyone else is thinking: Okay.
Person 1: haha. You’re so upset. We go you so good.

What everyone else is thinking: Why don’t you just say the expletive?
Person 1: What’s an expletive?
by Texasproblems January 17, 2022
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Brandonish

Someone who is of equal or more suckness of Brandon.W
Man your so brandonish
by Bravo Whiski October 20, 2008
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