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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
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Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
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boner reaction

The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.

A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.
by stars and strikes June 7, 2014
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Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016
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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.
by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005
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