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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off
Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro
by AsianWoveTaco April 3, 2012
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Billy the boner

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.
Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.
by whenimaqueen September 1, 2018
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Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
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Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.
I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!
by samwise102 December 1, 2014
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massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
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