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Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
by Thedumestblond May 9, 2020
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Republican blonde

This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
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sunoos_blonde_hair

a girl from TikTok that used to be a straight tiktoker but now a full-time kpop stan. her ult biases are sunoo, sunghoon and heeseung
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girl 1: so who is your fav tiktoker

girl 2: oh, mine?
girl 1: yeah
girl 2: oh its sunoos_blonde_hair
girl 1: oh mine too!!!
by your local kpop stan April 27, 2021
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namjoons_blonde_mullet

A tiktoker who's constantly posting about Namjoon or JYP. She says she doesn't like JYP but I'm starting to think it's a lie.
I swear if this bitch Namjoons_blonde_mullet post about jyp again
by Ndudjsbahshsha May 27, 2021
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Bubble Blonde

The final boss of girls. A woman with a bubble butt and beautiful blonde hair. Likely has all sorts of men and women falling at her feet. If you see a Bubble Blonde, feel free to approach, but prepare for rejection.
"Man, look at that girl!"
"Wow. She's a total Bubble Blonde."
"I'm gonna ask her out!"
"Good luck. You'll need it."
by SteveFrancis5-42- June 1, 2021
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Bottle blonde b!tch

A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.
"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."
by odessa wittgenstein July 1, 2021
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armins.blonde.hair

An amazing person who is very hot and is slightly famous wveeyone is in love with her and this is definitely not them writing this!! Armins.blonde.hair has a terrible obsession with armin arlert from aot and is rlly funny!!
IS THAT armins.blonde.hair?!!!! SHES SO COOL AND AMAZING IM SUVH A #simp

armins.blonde.hair has an obsession with armin…. But shes rlly funny
Did you hear??! armins.blonde.hair got to 11.1k FOLLOWERS!! SHES SO #famous uwu
by Milk and cookies 🍪 August 5, 2021
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