bladderwack

person who is stupid, obnoxious, annoying, irratating, rude, ect.

Kanye is such a bladderwack for interrupting Taylor.

by Smiley_2 November 18, 2009

Blunderfied

When the maturity of spoons overcompensate for the comprehension of the nation. When tears fall around the vessels of the universes crashing paradox. When the earth is full and the moon is round will the rest us all fall down.

Let me get some Blunderfied!

^Just kidding

Wanna get Blunderfied?

^Thats more like it

by Elluzion November 23, 2010

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Banderlander

Noun. 1.) A lesbian also known as a dyke.

"Hey Banderlander, After banderlanding her pussy I couldn't resist a lick."

by RealMayonaise December 5, 2013

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014