by Griffin Pikes February 22, 2010

One of the most revered online comic characters in existence. The sprite who was quoted saying - "Love is a very powerful force. Even moreso when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction. Every time i cast hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast."
RM: Hey, BM, what makes your hadoken work, anyway?
BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?
RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.
BM: Love.
BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?
RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.
BM: Love.
by bonekill January 7, 2005

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.
Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

by GU-la-G November 4, 2006

Albert: Dude, I'm so glad that tomorrow's Saturday.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
by Slartibartfast11 April 9, 2011

by Seamus O'Houlihan March 26, 2010

-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007
