Butthole

Somebody who is pre occupied on Facebook and doesn't chat you back for 5 minutes.

Guy 1 (12:00): hey i have a life threatening situation i need to tell you within 5 min.
Guy 2 (12:05): sorry i was looking at pictures, what's going on?
Guy 1 (12:05): you're a Butthole....

by Mrs. Jesus July 20, 2009

flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.

Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 3, 2009

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019

Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.

Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.

by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010

butthole slurpy

A drink that tastes horibly bad.

Say you go to the bar and order a drink special thats on sale, when you get it you think that it is the worst thing that you have ever drank. You then look at the bar tender and say "WOW this taste like butthole slurpy" the bar tender will most likely remember what you had if you want a "butthole slurpy" latter!

by Matt & Chris November 17, 2005

butthole vagina

1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina

Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!

by Dabate October 28, 2011