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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.
"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"
by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023
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Tandem-birthday

A birthday that both you and an acquaintance share.
Hell's yeah brother! Happy tandem-birthday! XD
by Marquis8 December 27, 2010
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rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
by wonfuji January 19, 2013
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happy birthday tidal wave

When you're at school and one of your friends in the class wishes you happy birthday outloud, reminding the others, that you born that day, and they all start saying happy birthday.
"do you want another happy birthday tidal wave next year?"
"no thanks, and please next time don't say it outloud, it is so awkward"
by ihateschoolsobadlyomfg October 14, 2013
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empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way
Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday
by Mr.James August 7, 2014
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DIY Birthday Divorce

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.
Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole
by MooDank August 31, 2016
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