zinky zoogle zeekybooble meep forp bogos binted

zinky = hey
zoogle = just
zeekybooble = wondering
meep = if you
forp = got/ got the
bogos = photos
binted = printed
photos printed?
vorp?
👨

"zinky zoogle zeekybooble meep forp bogos binted"
"nah, the printer was down"

by bugquest7281 March 6, 2024

banter is flying

When people giving eachother banter

Person a: Sami garcias mum has a hairy vagina.
Sami: Your mums pussy is still vigbrating from last night mate.
Person B: ooo boyyy banter is flying.

by Mitch180691 April 13, 2008

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Bientez

Simply the fake german prenounciation of 'Bent As'!
To be 'bent as a nine bob note'
(pronounced - be-aunt-es)

If u was to label someone homosexual/gay you would simply call them 'Bientez'.

by The GuruKing February 9, 2010

Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.

1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?

by KingFreshie February 20, 2011

Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.

Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."

by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013