Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand June 12, 2011
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Betty Bet That Up

can I fuck you so hard that cum goes out your nostrils?” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
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Betty Bet That Up

“Hey can I fuck you so hard that cum comes out your nostrils” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
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betty shwallocks

the shwallocks are betty
those are some very betty shwallocks
by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023
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Betty basher

A stick man with a pc complex who likes to bash his nan, this is because he gets no bitches
by Matthewisabettybasher July 26, 2022
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Betty-Lou

Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)
Kyle: “Damn! Who’s that sexy AND smart girl??”
Everyone: “that’s Betty-Lou!”
by YourHotFriend November 24, 2021
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bass betty

a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.
"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"
by tintaelektralove August 01, 2014
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