Boating

A term used to tease friends who just started dating about sex.

Hey, you and her should go boating sometime!

by Cat-Satan December 30, 2010

Beaning

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.

*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?

by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011

anal beasting

having a big nob shuved into ur ass

having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting

by james(baby-dick) botham November 7, 2008

Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013

bexting

Texting a person while taking a bath.

Sarah was totally bexting Dustin last night.

by Leroy____ July 19, 2011

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

Beaking

Toronto slang for staring someone down or making fun of someone

Buddy was just beaking me

by Analking6969 April 20, 2019