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Basic white guy (UK) 

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"

Basic White Girls 

A term used to diminish a white girl into a racial stereotype. Basic white girls are commonly known to like Starbucks, Hoodies over leggings, long hair in no specific haircut, likes Taylor Swift, uggs, white Nike Air Force 1’s or the white adidas shoes with black stripes.

If a white girl is involved/associated with many of these things, she may get called a basic white girl. The term can be hurtful or unreasonable though, causing many white girls to be nervous about being thrown into the stereotype if they have even slight similarities, or insecure about their race. Some don’t care and are being a stereotype. Manytry to divert from such qualities. But then some try too hard and get told they are being a pick me girl or trying to be “not like other girls.” It’s gets all very complicated.

I think we should just stop putting people in boxes because of their race. I admit I’ve laughed at some basic white girl jokes, and cracked some of my own. But I’m trying to move away from the term. People should be able to be themselves without being seen as a group of “basic people,” and stripped down to their stereotypical qualities and traits.
“You see that girl in the uggs? She is such a basic white girl. Definitely listens to Taylor Swift and drinks Starbucks.”

“Have you ever listened to basic white girl music?”

“You know basic white girls? It’s that stereotype about how they listen to shit like Taylor Swift, drink Starbucks a lot, wear white Nike air forces, etc.”

Basic white bitch

Your run of the mill standard white woman who gets dressed up in cowboy boots to see Morgan Wallen and will never forget when he made eye contact for that split second. Also gets very excited for smoothies, coffee and frequently photographs food
“My heart skips a beat when the first chord drops”

Omg Brooke your such a basic white bitch

Basic white Starbucks bitch 

Blouse girls in Brimtucky and loves softball, Starbucks, and Lululemon leggings.
Basic white Starbucks bitch is the most basic as it gets.

Basic white girl 

This type of girl is like a copy and paste on a computer she's straight out of Instagram reels. The things she likes consist of softball, more softball Starbucks, Lululemon and her Stanley cup that keeps Her "hydrated" Her friends are either respectable or total assholes that will hang up the phone on you. And don't dare have a crush on this girl because she will record you confessing it over the phone and put it on Snapchat. The type of guys that date this chick are out of the photocopier too or they will abuse her and the first type is actually too good for this girl but they dated them anyway. This type of girl can be found in Brimtucky.

Basic White Guy 

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
Basic White Guy by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024