Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

by Doomnation November 28, 2011

Balloonatic

Someone who loves balloons a LOT

"Yeah, I collect balloons. Why? I am a balloonatic!"

"Einsman is a balloonatic!"

by captainshyte March 31, 2013

balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.

Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?

by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015

Ballooner

The female equivalent of a boner.

"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.

by belch-no January 13, 2016

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

Balloon Bashing

The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.

“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”

“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”

by Bigboiiizucc July 6, 2018