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hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision
Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.
by Krkič March 21, 2020
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Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair
Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair
by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021
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Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.
Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.
by David'sBald August 22, 2023
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Bald Banana

YO José has a Bald Banana
by Captain Peach August 17, 2018
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The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad
The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.
by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
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bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.
Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan
by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024
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Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC
AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE
by WEASTT June 26, 2021
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