Badger thighs

Typically an insult. Used to describe a person with one leg shorter than the other.

I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem

by Rowdyman March 24, 2021

Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

badger

A term used to describe a really hot female, for discreet purposes! e.g. a tampon!

maaan check the badger 6 oclock!

by sarah boot July 20, 2008

Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.

Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019

badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging

Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!

by reaper319905 November 14, 2011

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Badger

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025