by jjjj$ March 24, 2011
Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 29, 2019
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made
Usually it is made for rap mostly
Usually it is made for rap mostly
(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines
by migty March 19, 2016
Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
by weedwaccer February 23, 2011
The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.
by Logan J C October 06, 2010
by CUMSE August 04, 2021