Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
Get the Ball Category mug.A person who attempts to impress others, particularly supieriors or those in a position of authority or importantce.
Similar in means to the slang term "lick ass" or "brown noser"
Similar in means to the slang term "lick ass" or "brown noser"
Dave - "Man I didnt get the job, I think I did bad in the interview!"
Pierce - "Dude you have to be a ball waxer at these things, otherwise you aint getting nowhere"
Pierce - "Dude you have to be a ball waxer at these things, otherwise you aint getting nowhere"
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when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.
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Get the Ball Blower mug.Ball High School (AKA: Balls High School;BHS) is a VERY shitty school located in the dismal island of Galveston (Or, G-town as students attending BHS commonly say.) The education is deplorable. You either love BHS, or hate it. The nerds go to T-Stem, A special program that BHS says is for the smart people, but in truth, there are tons of idiots, as many as in normal Ball. The Ghetto people attend normal Ball. The dropout rate is around 20%. You can get some pretty good food at BHS. BHS is the prime place to see a wonderful fight, which typically occur around once a day, if not more. There's a rumor that UFC fighters come to train here. Most people sleep around frequently. Almost everyone has horrible taste in clothes, mostly coming from the cheap store "Rainbow". Personally, as a student, I LOVE ball high! It's great for one thing, and one thing only: the social aspect! It'd just be nice to have some form of education but otherwise, I love this school!
by BHSBABY:) September 13, 2011
Get the Ball High mug.The ball sack tap is the deft movement of tapping one's hand, palm up, onto someone else's ball sack (with or without clothes on). This can be done by males, to reward one another for something well done.
This can be demonstrated in the movie SuperTroopers during the first meeting, when Mac gives a ball sack tap to the Rookie after he sings the song.
This can be demonstrated in the movie SuperTroopers during the first meeting, when Mac gives a ball sack tap to the Rookie after he sings the song.
"Dude, did you just give me a ball sack tap?"
"I'll give you a ball sack tap if you finish that whole thing of syrup"
"I'll give you a ball sack tap if you finish that whole thing of syrup"
by SeppukuSteve January 23, 2005
Get the Ball Sack Tap mug.Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
by bpc May 16, 2005
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