Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.
Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025
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In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
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