John: watch this video. this guy walks up on this black lady with a camera and she ends up getting charged with assault for trying to knock his camera out of his hands. The whole time he plays ignorant even though he's poking her.
Ted: What a fucking asscunt.
John: no kidding. effective tho. if he wanted her out of his neighbourhood he won.
Ted: yeah.. I guess so. He won like an asscunt. Can you believe the law protects these people?
John: ... fuck.. I guess so. not every law tho
Ted: What a fucking asscunt.
John: no kidding. effective tho. if he wanted her out of his neighbourhood he won.
Ted: yeah.. I guess so. He won like an asscunt. Can you believe the law protects these people?
John: ... fuck.. I guess so. not every law tho
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John: Quinton was fucking with this kid - taking shots at him big time. Humiliating him. That's when buddy leapt for em but somehow the asscunt evaded him. and somehow he got everybody to laugh at this guy who didn't do anything wrong. can you believe society gives these people props?
Ted: yeah... unfortunately.
Ted: yeah... unfortunately.
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Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
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