Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.

I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.

by Bogan King October 9, 2008

swirly anal

bend a girl over a toilet and shove her head in it. then flush it while ur doing her in the butt.

Dude i gave that girl a swirly anal last night.

by wall`e May 11, 2011

anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 27, 2009

Anal Earthquake

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.

The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

Anal Hacker

An unwanted intruder in your ass

I bent down for the soap and an anal hacker got me

by that other 4 guy May 13, 2009

anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

Anal Virgin

A man or woman who has not been fucked up the bum yet.

Boy1: Jesus, that guy is such an Anal Virgin!

Boy2: I know, he won't let me anywhere near him.

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005