Alexander

Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.

-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.

by LG99 November 22, 2021

Alexander

A fucking kanker zemmer

Alexander there!
Kanker zemmmerrrr!

by Flipyoyoyoyi November 22, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is the kind of guy that you should never let go of. He goes above and beyond for the people he cares about, always prioritising and putting others before himself (which he should work on). Many people see him as annoying, but he's simply misunderstood. Once you get to know Alexander, you'll fall for him. You'll fall for his humour, his kindness, his empathy, his understanding, patience, and looks. He's attractive not only in his looks but in his mind, too. If you have an Alexander in your life, never let him go, he's worth everything and more. He feels sunshine on a Sunday afternoon and a rollercoaster at the same time; he is all the colours in one, at full brightness.

Person 1: Hey, who was the guy on your recent post?

Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!

Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!

by jamesnotbond November 22, 2021

Alexander Tolstrup

Alexander, is often referred to as the prince, although he really is the god among men, a real stunner. Alexander is also a very clever guy. He got the brains with an IQ that exceeds most people, and he is probably as smart as he is hot. Nothing can hold him back, as he is a real gunner. Alexander was born lucky, he is the life's wheel of fortune, and people love to be around him and touch him, hoping they will get a bit of his lucky nature. Alexander is also a funny guy, a real people magnet. When you get to know this prince better, you will never let him go, since he is the sweetest and most caring person ever, a life saver and a sexy doctor. Alexander is sexy, and he knows it.

Alexander Tolstrup is defined by girls by this:

Girl 1: Wow, that prince screams sexiness

Girl 2: Yes, he must be an Alexander

Girl 1: Such a god

Girl 2: Alexander is DEIL!!

by Alexander lover69 November 22, 2021

Alexander

Ultimate girl magnet, A.k.a “Razdaet sho dikiy”
Also can perform a Nakalbol.

Wow, Alexander really razdaet sho dikiy

by Man’o’Florida November 22, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER

Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be

by eva_cool October 20, 2021

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021