Aidens are weird. They’re unnaturally warm and wear down blankets in the summer so they never tan. They’re going to Florida but will never go outside. They steal pencils and support Putin because they’re communist. They never do anything and are the slacker if the group. They have dumb thicc toes
Aiden is the most unattractive person in the world, he looks like a crossbreed between Tarzan and golem. Just the sight of perc can make your eyes bleed and make you regret even living. If you ever are unfortunate enough to meet an Aiden you should jump off a bridge to save you from a sacred life.