yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 25, 2010

Glacier Ape

1. A Glacier Ape is a prostitute that offers only anal penetration.

2. the Glacier Apes are a band from Orlando, Florida very similar to Kiss and GWAR but wearing Mexican Wrestling Masks.

1. That Glacier Ape bitch only takes it up the ass.

2. We went to see the Glacier Apes last Saturday and they sacraficed a goat on stage.

by Ponch92 April 23, 2004

Ape gang

A group of 3 boys who are elite and fuck around whenever they can.

Sean, Michael and Justin are in the ape gang and like to play ape games.

by Rico Juarez May 03, 2019

Dense Ape

To express that somebody is stupid and uncivilized; an insult.

Stop throwing those fireworks at each other, you Dense Apes!

by The Pinskinator November 16, 2021

Listen Ape

A person who is very dumb and only listens, but doesn't comprehend.

Mojo is a such a listen ape!

by A.R.M.S November 01, 2009

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag September 08, 2008

anal ape

man who acts as a ape hoppin from ass to ass and goes apeshit when screwin a girl in the ass.

"I hate that dude he gets all the ass!" "Yeah he's one big anal ape.."

by lukethamestheduke2 December 05, 2007