alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

Alaskan Draw Bridge

When you L-chop somebody with your penis.

Karen was being a bitch so I gave her an Alaskan Draw Bridge to shut her up.

by JamesGeNoovaHHH October 22, 2009

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.

Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016

Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011

alaskan jimmy

An individual who moved from Alaska to an urban area. They butcher people's names and like to procrastinate. These people are nice an easy going. Also they tend to be good musicians in most cases. An Alaskan jimmy tends to look and act more mature then their age and shys away from public speaking. They are an interesting class of people if you come across one be careful they know kung-fu.

alaskan jimmy

by King shabooya September 29, 2013