Cracker Dick

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker
Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016
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Cracker Factory

This is an older and not often heard slang term for an Insane asylum. (Better known as a "Mental Institution").

It is not related to the derogatory term "Cracker"
However it probably IS related to the phrase "Going Crackers".
The phrase "Cracker Factory" was in use by World War II, but is probably older.
Doc. Krabblefratz: "You've been hearing voices telling you the world is ending?
Joe Fruitcake: "Yup."
Doctor Krabblefratz: I think you're ready for the Cracker factory.

Keesha: "Yo dude. I heard you got a new job! What and where?"
Tom: "I'm an attendant in the Cracker factory! Those loonies are drivin' ME loony!

Jacob: That's my uncle Phil in that photo. I don't see him anymore.
Danielle: Why not? He dead or somethin'?

Jacob: Naw, he went nuts a few years back, he's in the Cracker factory now.

Sergey: Dude! I just saw three guys in armor with swords run past the house!
Pete: Awesome! Ya Know what THAT means?
Sergey: That I'm ready for the cracker factory?
Pete: No, dummy, it means that that hot new movie 'Knights in Kombat" Is gonna be showing down at the cinema today!

Screaming, naked, Deranged guy: Where are you @#$%ing taking me?!
Cop: You're gonna get an exclusive INSIDE tour of the cracker Factory.
by Joe Fenderbender May 18, 2015
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cracker bait

Cracker bait is the opposite of nigger bait. Cracker bait is an African American female that, for any number of reasons, attracts white males. This may be a natural trait that she has no control over, or a deliberate trait due to an attraction to white males on her part. Signs of cracker bait are a black girl dressing in traditionally "white" fashion, listing to "white" music, hanging out with white people, and speaking without any trace of Ebonics.
"What's up with that one black chick in calc who always sits with the white people and talks in that really cutesy voice?"

"Dude, she's cracker bait. She loves the white chocolate."

"I see.... Is she single?"
by HyruleanHero1988 September 25, 2009
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jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.
Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.
by Evan Met January 15, 2006
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titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.
refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."
by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011
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Mindless Crackers

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!
by Jesus July 31, 2004
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Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....
"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!
by SP00NS September 24, 2007
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