Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice

Damn that nigga brandon is a pinhead

by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018

Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.

“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid”

by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019

Brandon

A true Fuck boy

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry

by Starstream February 3, 2019

brandon

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.

brandon is a very nice guy

by hahah71717 May 3, 2020