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a dead mans panker 

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky
I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

Pulling a Jillian Manfredi 

When you stick your penis into a girl and she says "your penis is inside my hole omg omg what do I do" then she rides the penis for 13 minutes in a circle while keeping it in.
Jack: Did you hear about Kaylyn?
Ryan: Yeah she pulled a Jillian!
Jack: OMG i know she went for 13 minutes!!!
Ryan: Damn I want someone be Pulling a Jillian Manfredi on me ;)

a poor mans mexican 

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits
" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"

A Liam Maneuver 

the act of disappearing from locations without warning or the act of not showing up
"dang my bro was doing A Liam Maneuver on the test day"

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

You're gonna need a bigger mansion 

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.
As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.