Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.

Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!

by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat May 6, 2018

Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 10, 2023

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Marianne Monday

When instead of having a long, boring Monday, you have a day where everything goes well (and get an extra hour in bed)

Gosh, im having such a good marianne monday

by Tdoubleu’s October 2, 2023