soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

by aidan64 May 11, 2008

Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

tuna can

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

by papoose24 November 11, 2010

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010