deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

deck

basically, it means you like hurt someone. so, you punch someone up! or like throw someone on the floor and beat the living shit out of you!

hunny, I wouldn’t fuck with that girl- the rock is her dad and he’d deck your ass.

by narutolover1243 October 20, 2018

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

decked

to fall on the ground humourously

my mate decked it at the club last night, they were so drunk

by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021

freedom on deck

A term used to describe a force that's waiting to right any wrongdoings

Tyranny is at bat, but we have Freedom on Deck

by ChetMarteen April 21, 2018