smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 02, 2017

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots

You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024

Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

by Mike-pap May 21, 2013

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 08, 2011

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 03, 2024

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 09, 2016

monkeis

It is a type of "human" that was alive in 1400 BC when the creature named gorgonguard was around and not alive. It had 14 brain cells, 2 arms, 4 legs, 3 hearts, and eleventeen eyes but also came with eyeps which is a form of luxtenstein's identity.

The plural of "monkeis" is "monkeises"
The playful antics the for monkeises the on sanctuary bring smiles the to faces for the everyone visitors.
Are you sure that's what it said bald monkeis.

The "monkeis" say that you're a turtle.
You friend has "monkeises".

by MonkeiEnthusiast December 21, 2023