Time and place

A specific time and place where some little fag named jarek can get his shit rocked by a big man named Chad. Probably by a large bridge so then chad can throw jarek off and watch him squirm around in the water with his broken arms and legs. Or at a zoo at 1 a.m. so then Chad can throw jarek into a pit of snakes. Or at ionia middle school so then Chad can have his goon caleb neeley beat jarek up at 8 a.m.

Chad: Hey jarek, time and place

Jarek: I'll pass bud

by Nubemaster69 July 7, 2019

wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.

Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.

by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'

When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit

Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.

by Jay stewie June 23, 2017

rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.

"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."

by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013

times square boogaloo

When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.

Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.

by Kobrakys June 11, 2018