cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

Cum

Is what you say to ur mom when you want something

Can i have some cum?

by hihi356 September 12, 2022

Scummy cum slut

Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.

Oh did you hear about Lizzy. Yeah I hear she’s a scummy cum slut.

by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.

OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022

cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.

Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Cum

Cum is cum, but "cum" in Romania, is "how"

Hi Lutu, cum are you?

by Fost Jucator B-HOOD March 20, 2022